Another Costanza dating tragedy...

George: We should do this again.
George's date: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee?
George: Oh, no thanks. I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up.
Girl: Who are you, George Costanza?
George: I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.
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otherkinigga:

George Costanza’s Answering Machine

(Source: reddeadrevolver)